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Day 58; morning

[apostatises]

Good morning, and let me first extend my welcome that you will be working on the staff of Lux. It would be easy to have a blurb here about the sort of service I wish to provide to Asgard, but that's something of a formality I would rather skip.

As such, there is a mandatory orientation meeting tomorrow. Arrive at Lux at noon—lunch will be provided, naturally. I would like our staff to meet each other so that we can avoid any potential complications from existing rivalries. It seems that a sizable portion of the population of Asgard is prone to them.

If you are unable to attend, please let me know. Otherwise, you're fired.

~ Lucifer Morningstar

((ooc: And there is a log for this here! You don't have to post, haha, but he's serious about firing anyone that doesn't show, so we can handwave it lmao))

day whatever; voice

[apostatises]

[Man Lucifer just gets straight to the point here, fuck being polite]

Are you available to work overtime tomorrow? There's a new shipment of liquor coming in to replace the ones that were lost in the flood, but there's quite a lot of it to move. I'll pay the proper overtime wages, of course.

permavoice!

[projections]

Sure, I'll come in for overtime tomorrow.

[He doesn't need manners if his boss is speaking to him.]

You don't have to pay me. I just want to help out as much as I can.

[apostatises]

[Luckily, Lucifer is (for some reason) a good boss]

A generous offer. But you'll receive overtime. [and you'll like it!!]

[projections]

[Oh this works.]

You're actually paying for overtime? Thank you for your consideration.

I'll work extra hard then.

RIGHT NOW/VIDEO;

[this_chair]

Give me my body back now, idiot.

PUNCHES/VIDEO

[deadwhenkilled]

I could say the same to you, idiot.

[WOW TOHNO YOUR HEALTH IS SHIT.]

What on earth did you do to this body?

[this_chair]

I didn't do anything to it. What did you do to it?

[deadwhenkilled]

You should take better care of your health. Before you know it you'll be at the doctors again.

[this_chair]

Ugh, I can't believe I'm explaining this but it's unavoidable. That body has died already. Try not to overwork it.

[deadwhenkilled]

What do you mean by already died? You aren't dead yet.

[this_chair]

If you'd bother to look into a mirror, you'd see that I have a scar. I died when I got that scar.

[deadwhenkilled]

How did you get such a troublesome wound? You don't have to answer me, but I'm in your body right now and it'd be better if I knew.

[this_chair]

Listen, you don't tell anyone this.

When I was about nine years old, my older brother tried to kill my little sister and I jumped between them and was killed.

[deadwhenkilled]

I won't tell anyone. You have my word.

Did you think you could save her by doing that? [This catches his attention and it's not the most comfortable story, but he'll keep listening.]

[this_chair]

Do you think I thought about something like that?

[deadwhenkilled]

Well no. You wouldn't.

[this_chair]

I hope that wasn't some shot at my intelligence. First off, I was nine years old. Second, I was acting on instinct.

[deadwhenkilled]

No, it wasn't. Don't assume it.

That's the kind of situation where you wouldn't think about anything and do whatever you thought was natural.

[this_chair]

Right.

Anyway, if for some reason, people get their abilities back, please wear my glasses. I can't emphasize that enough.

[deadwhenkilled]

Oh..?

[He put them away because he didn't think Tohno's eye sight was necessarily bad, but upon hearing this he takes them out again.]

What do glasses have to do with your abilities? You lost me.

[this_chair]

Please, stay lost.

[deadwhenkilled]

I'll stay lost and I'll take your body with me.

Look, it's not going to work unless you tell me what's going on with you. I don't want to be held responsible for getting injuries on your body because of unforeseen accidents.

[this_chair]

I'm not going to say anything unless I really need to. That's just how it's going to be.

[deadwhenkilled]

Why are you so stubborn about this?

[this_chair]

Because personal things need to stay personal.

[deadwhenkilled]

I want to help you. Stop being that way.

[this_chair]

You can't help me. Trust me, I know.

[deadwhenkilled]

How can you say that when I haven't even tried?

[this_chair]

Putting aside the fact that you're an idiot, whatever problems I have have already been looked at by the experts in that knowledge area and they say there's no helping it. Happy?

[deadwhenkilled]

No, it doesn't. They gave up looking for another option and I won't. I'll keep trying to find a way to help you.

[this_chair]

I don't know what you're trying to get at but this isn't really an area you can help at all. You wouldn't understand where to even start.

[shirou you can't into MEoDP]

i forgot about my bodyswap account cries

[deadwhenkilled]

Not understand? Would it help if you used charts and graphs? Or even a map?

[this_chair]

...I'm hanging up now.

[deadwhenkilled]

Fine, do what you want.

[Not going to try and argue with you about this. Plus he's more or less used to Tohno's attitude by now.]