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Day 58; morning

[apostatises]

Good morning, and let me first extend my welcome that you will be working on the staff of Lux. It would be easy to have a blurb here about the sort of service I wish to provide to Asgard, but that's something of a formality I would rather skip.

As such, there is a mandatory orientation meeting tomorrow. Arrive at Lux at noon—lunch will be provided, naturally. I would like our staff to meet each other so that we can avoid any potential complications from existing rivalries. It seems that a sizable portion of the population of Asgard is prone to them.

If you are unable to attend, please let me know. Otherwise, you're fired.

~ Lucifer Morningstar

((ooc: And there is a log for this here! You don't have to post, haha, but he's serious about firing anyone that doesn't show, so we can handwave it lmao))

day whatever; voice

[apostatises]

[Man Lucifer just gets straight to the point here, fuck being polite]

Are you available to work overtime tomorrow? There's a new shipment of liquor coming in to replace the ones that were lost in the flood, but there's quite a lot of it to move. I'll pay the proper overtime wages, of course.

RIGHT NOW/VIDEO;

[this_chair]

Give me my body back now, idiot.