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Seriously!? I mean, you didn't even open it...

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Seriously.

I can tell just by looking at it. Trust me on this one.

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[rollin]

Seriously...

[ He should probably stop sounding like an idiot now. ]

Well, thanks. Sorry for calling you out like this. I didn't catch ya in the middle of something, did I?

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You have nothing to apologize for and not really. I should be thanking you for pulling me away.

Tohsaka's a handful and I can't keep myself calm when I'm around her.

Yata, she calls me grandpa. [It's too much.]

[rollin]

[ He laughs. ]

I can see it! [ OLD MAN ]

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Laughs all you want it doesn't concern you and I don't mind.

I told Tohsaka and she was calling me grandpa too soon. I just turned eighteen a few days ago. That doesn't qualify as old to me.

[rollin]

It's 'cause you're such a killjoy sometimes, stupid. [ He says it in jest. ] Hey, forget that. You want pizza?

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Am I really that much of a killjoy? [He looks back on his life until Yata tells him to stop.]

It doesn't sound like a bad idea. If you're going to cook food then I'd like to help.

[rollin]

But I already got pizza...

[ There is literally only one slice left, though. The box is from yesterday, so if Shirou wants to eat, he'll need to reheat. ]

You can cook?

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Oh well then.

I can cook just like anyone else can.

I haven't been able to cook as much as I'd like to lately. I promised Sakura that I'd let her use the kitchen for six months straight. [Aka he's whipped.]

Will you let me make you something?

[rollin]

[ What is this? It's usually him who does all the cooking. ]

For real? I mean, it's cool... [ But are you real, Shirou!? ]

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[It's ok Yata. He can take a day off.]

I mean it for real. If you don't mind me using your kitchen I'll make whatever you want.

[He needs to cook or else he'll forget how to do it. ]

[rollin]

[ Oh my gosh, he has his very own Cooking Shirou... ]

Curry! I want curry. [ He's so cheap. But shut up, curry is good. ]

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Curry's simple enough to make.

Are you sure you don't want anything more? [He's giving Yata a look like SOMETHING IS UP MAN.]

[rollin]

...

[ He shrugs? What do you want him to ask for. WHAT IS SOPHISTICATED CUISINE. Please tell him. ]

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What's with that reaction?

[He didn't expect Yata to shrug that way!]

[rollin]

I dunno, I just want curry! But if you wanna cook something else, I don't mind. I'm just hungry.

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I'll cook you curry for now and if you're still hungry we can make more food later.

Sound good? [Party at Yata's.]

[rollin]

Uwohhh! Yeah, yeah! Sounds awesome, Emiya! Tell me when you need me, aight?

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I'll go ahead and do that. You sit tight and relax.

Oh yeah, before I begin how do you like your curry?

[rollin]

I like melon curry! [ Yata. ]

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Got it. Give me a few minutes and it'll be ready.

[Shirou's in Yata's kitchen working away.]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Earlier some strange things happened. Did you lose one of your senses before? [Talk to him while he's making curry okok]

[rollin]

[ OF COURSE, FRIEND... He'll just kick back, relax and unpause his game. ]

Ah, yeah. Couldn't hear for a week. You get that, too?

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I was blind for a while. [His life would have been easy if he had just stayed still.] But, how did you speak to people without being able to hear?

[rollin]

Texting.

[ It's a distracted reply as he mashes buttons and fights monsters on his PSP ripoff. ]

When people talked, my Cerevice typed it down. What about you? What'd you do?